What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 08:25

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die