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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 08:25

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

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Moonraker

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What would you change in the "Game of Thrones" storyline if you were one of the writers of the TV series?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

What is the reason behind some people referring to themselves as "nice guys" instead of simply being nice?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

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